007: èmó sìfú

Zhānmǔsī·bāng dé xìliè zuìxīn de yǐngpiàn hěn yīn chénchén. Quēfá zhíwù.

Wǒ juédé, cóng dānní'ěr·kè léi gé bànyǎn 007 kāishǐ,007 jiù yǐjīng xíngchéngle gùdìng móshì: Zài diànyǐng zhōng, tā bìxū jīngshòu kǔxíng. Zhè cì hàipà yáyī de rén zhèngshíle tāmen de kǒngjù, yīnwèi zhè diànyǐng de xíngjù xiàng yáyī de yá zuàn yīyàng de.

Hái yǒu, mò nī kǎ·bèi lǔ qí méiyǒu zài shàng qián de 007 yǐngpiàn “dàpò tiānmù shājī” zhòng chūxiàn ma?

007：惡魔四伏

詹姆斯·邦德系列最新的影片很阴沉沉。缺乏植物。

我觉得，从丹尼尔·克雷格扮演007开始，007就已经形成了固定模式：在电影中，他必须经受苦刑。这次害怕牙医的人证实了他们的恐惧，因为这电影的刑具像牙医的牙钻一样的。

还有，莫妮卡·贝鲁奇没有在上前的007影片《大破天幕杀机》中出现吗？

spectre

James Bond's newest movie is dark, gloomy, and lack of green plants.

I think it becomes the norm since Daniel Craig took the rule that 007 must be tortured on screen. This time viewers who are already afraid of going to dentists can validate their fear, for the device used for torturing purposes in this movie resembles a dentist's drill.

Also, wasn't Monica Bellucci in the movie before? Skyfall.

tiān jiāngxióng shī

Chénglóng de liǎn bìng bùshì méi zhěngguò. Tā zài zhíyè shēngyá chūqí jiù kāile shuāng yǎnpí. Wǒ xiǎng tā zài pāi zuìxīn yī bù diànyǐng zhīqián yòu zuòle yīcì, “tiān jiāngxióng shī”. Tā suǒyǒu de zhòuwén dōu xiāoshīle. Bī, dāng tā zài dà píngmù shàng shuō 'Míngtiān nǐ xiǎng qù nǎlǐ?' Shí, lián wǒ dū gǎndào xīntiàole.

'Wǒ péi nǐ, chénglóng gē, bùguǎn qù nàlǐ!' *bèi zhège shūshu de chóng sù de yīngjùn méngbìle*

天将雄狮

成龙的脸并不是没整过。他在职业生涯初期就开了双眼皮。我想他在拍最新一部电影之前又做了一次，《天将雄狮》。他所有的皱纹都消失了。逼，当他在大屏幕上说「明天你想去哪里？」时，连我都感到心跳了。

「我陪你，成龙哥，不管去那里！」*被这个叔叔的重塑的英俊蒙蔽了*

dragon blade

Jackie Chan is not virgin to plastic surgeon's knives. He underwent eyelid surgery at the beginning of his career. I think he did it again before the filming of his newest movie, Dragon Blade. All his wrinkles disappear. H*ll, even I skipped a heartbeat when he said "Where do you want to go? Tomorrow." on the big screen.

"Wherever you go, Jackie, wherever you go!" *blinded by his new plastic handsomeness*

jiékè jùrén shāshǒu

Zhè bù diànyǐng bèi dàlì tuīguǎng. Wǒ yǐqián bèi pāi dào zài nàgè jùdà de xuānchuán zhǐbǎn qián. Nàgè yǒu yīgè jùrén de tóu hé shǒu, suǒyǐ rúguǒ zìjǐ zhàn zài nàgè miànqián, zhè sìhū shì jùrén jiāng zhuā zhù tā.

Zhè bù diànyǐng de yùgào piàn hěn jīngcǎi, dànshì diànyǐng bù hǎokàn. Suǒyǒu de jīngcǎi bùfèn dōu zài yùgào piàn zhōng, shèng xià de hěn chàjìng. :(

杰克巨人杀手

这部电影被大力推广。我以前被拍到在那个巨大的宣传纸板前。那个有一个巨人的头和手，所以如果自己站在那个面前，这似乎是巨人将抓住他。

这部电影的预告片很精彩，但是电影不好看。所有的精彩部分都在预告片中，剩下的很差劲。 :(

jack the giant slayer

It was promoted heavily alright. I once posed in front of its gigantic cardboard promotional thing. The thing has one of the giants' head and claw, so if someone stood in front of it, it seemed like the giant was about to grab him.

The trailer was also great. The movie, not really. All things interesting have been pushed into the trailer, leaving nothing much. :(

mǎbùtíngtí

Zuótiān wǒ kàn le “mǎbùtíngtí” zhè bù diànyǐng. Zhè bù yǐngpiàn jiǎng de shì jiéchí fēijī, zhǔyǎn shì Lìyǎmǔ·Nísēn hé Zhūlì'ān·Mó'ěr. Tāmen shì wǒ de xīn de yīngxióng! Wǒ de yìsi shì duì tāmen niánlíng lái jiǎng, tāmen hái hǎokàn. Duìyú zhòuwén, rénmen wúfǎ zuò de tài duō, chúle lā pí, dànshì wǒ tǎolùn de shì jiànkāng.

Wúlùn rúhé, zhǔjiào bèi wúxiàn wèi jiéchí fēijī hé móushā. Yǒu hěnduō yǐngpiàn yǔ niǔqū de jiéjú, suǒyǐ wǒ yǐwéi tā tā yǒu shuāng cóng chóng xìnggé, qíshí tā zuòle suǒyǒu de fànzuì.

马不停蹄

昨天我看了《马不停蹄》这部电影。这部影片讲的是劫持飞机，主演是利亚姆·尼森和朱丽安·摩尔。他们是我的新的英雄！我的意思是对他们年龄来讲，他们还好看。对于皱纹，人们无法做的太多，除了拉皮，但是我讨论的是健康。

无论如何，主教被诬陷为劫持飞机和谋杀。有很多影片与扭曲的结局，所以我以为它他有双从重性格，其实他做了所有的犯罪。

non stop

Yesterday I saw Non Stop. It is a movie about plane hijacking, starring Liam Neeson and Julianne Moore. They are my new heroes! I mean in they are so fit for their age. You can't do much about wrinkles, okay, except doing facelifts, but I am talking about physical well-built here.

Anyway, main character was framed for plane hijack and murder. Counting the amount of movies with twisted endings, the thought crossed my mind that maybe he was having double personalities, and he in fact was doing all that crime.