gěi liǎng gèrén zuòméi de hòuguǒ... -- dì èr bùfèn

vomitting

Wǒ de tóngshì wǔshí duō suìle, tā shuō tā jīntiān wǎnshàng huì wèi liǎng gèrén zuòméi.

Wǒ lìngwài yīgè tóngshì, yěshì wǔshí duō suì, shuō: "Bàituō nǐ yě bāng wǒ hé yīgè nǚhái zuòméi!" Shíjì shang tā jiéhūnle, érqiě yǒu jǐ gè háizi, hái yǒu gè sūnzi jíjiāng chūshēng.


给两个人做媒的后果。。。 -- 第二部分


我的同事五十多岁了,他说他今天晚上会为两个人做媒。

我另外一个同事,也是五十多岁,说:「拜托你也帮我和一个女孩做媒!」实际上他结婚了,而且有几个孩子,还有个孙子即将出生。



after matchmaking two persons... -- part two


My colleague, a fifty-something old man, said that he was going to matchmake two persons this evening.

Another fifty-something colleague, a married man with children and soon a grandchild, exclaims "Please matchmake me too!"

nánrén bànyǎn de wǔzétiān

empress wu cosplay

Yīgè nánrén bànyǎn de wǔzétiān. Zhēn de hěn měi! Wǒ dū bù zhīdào gāi shuō shénmeliǎo! Nánrén zěnme huì nàme měi? Kǔ!


男人扮演的武则天


一个男人扮演的武则天。真的很美!我都不知道该说什么了!男人怎么会那么美?苦!



empress wu cosplay... by a man!


So a guy cosplayed ancient Chinese Empress Wu. Really really pretty I lack words to say! How can a guy be so pretty? *sobs in envy*

bǐyǒu -- dì èr bùfèn

chinese stamp

Nǐmen zhīdào ma? Dú diànnǎo shūrù de hànyǔ wénzhāng bǐ shǒuxiě de hànyǔ wénzhāng gèng róngyì.


笔友 -- 第二部分


你们知道吗?读电脑输入的汉语文章比手写的汉语文章更容易。



pen friend -- part two


Do you know that reading computer-generated Chinese characters is easier than reading those that is written by humans?