Jīntiān zǎoshang wǒ de àirén hěn lǎnduò. Tā bùyào kěn qǐlái, yě bùyào kěn xǐzǎo. Wǒ nòngle yīxiē mùyù lù pàomò tā de shǒu shàng, suǒyǐ tā yīdìng dé qǐlái ránhòu yòng qīngshuǐ chōngxǐ gānjìng nà féizào shuǐ de yètǐ. Dāng tā lái dào yùshì de shíhòu, tā xiǎngle xiǎng, juédé shùnbiàn xǐzǎo yě tǐng hǎo de. Wànsuì! n_nV
驯龍高手。。。不，驯爱人高手
今天早上我的爱人很懒惰。他不要肯起来，也不要肯洗澡。我弄了一些沐浴露泡沫他的手上，所以他一定得起来然后用清水冲洗干净那肥皂水的液体。当他来到浴室的时候，他想了想，觉得顺便洗澡也挺好的。万岁！n_nV
how to train your dragon... er, spouse
My lover was being lazy this morning. He didn't want to get up from bed and take a shower. I took some shower gel and lathered it unto his arm, forcing him to get up and wash off said soapy liquid. Once in the bathroom, he thought it was a good idea to take a bath. Victory! n_nV
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