Nǐ kàn shàngqù shì yǒuhǎo qiě cōngmíng de rén. Biérén kěyǐ bǎ shíqíng gàosù zhèyàng de rén, ér bù xūyào yòng shànyì de huǎngyán.
-- Měi jí·jiékè --
Zhè cōngmíng de rén xūyào biérén shànyì de huǎngyán.
-- wǒ --
Wǒ xǐhuān shàngle yīgè ànmó shī de jìqiǎo. "Wǒ xià cì lái zhèlǐ, zěnme cáinéng ràng nǐ gěi wǒ ànmó, ér bùshì biérén?" wǒ nàyàng wèn tā, shì xiǎng zhīdào tā de míngzì.
"Zhèlǐ de zuì pàng shì wǒ," tā huídá: "Nǐ yīdìng bù huì rèncuò rén."
"Nǐ shì xīwàng wǒ qù qiántái zhǎo zhèlǐ zuì pàng de nǚhái ma?"
Tā wéixiàozhe gàosùle wǒ tā de míngzì.
觉得自己像个花花公子
你看上去是友好且聪明的人。别人可以把实情告诉这样的人，而不需要用善意的谎言。
--美極·捷克--
这聪明的人需要别人善意的谎言。
--我--
我喜欢上了一个按摩师的技巧。「我下次来这里，怎么才能让你给我按摩，而不是别人？」我那样问她，是想知道她的名字。
「这里的最胖是我，」她回答：「你一定不会认错人。」
「你是希望我去前台找这里最胖的女孩吗？」
她微笑着告诉了我她的名字。
already feel like a playa!
You seem like a nice, intelligent person who can handle the blunt truth in all its glory instead of needing someone to sugar coat everything and feed it to you with a silver spoon.
-- Maggi Checco --
I am an intelligent person and I need everything fed to me sugar coated. On a silver spoon, please!
-- me --
I fell in love with a particular masseuse's skill. "How do I make sure that the next time I go here, it's you that will be massaging me, not the others?" I asked her, determined to know her name.
"I've the biggest body here," said the voluptuous lady: "There's no way you'll have me mixed up with the others."
"You don't really expect me going up to the receptionist area and ask for the biggest girl around, do you?"
She giggled and gave me her name.
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