zěnme huì yǒurén bù xǐhuan hélán zǎocān dàngāo?

Wǒ de qíngrén bù xǐhuan zǎocān dàngāo, jiùshì ròuguì kǒuwèi de hélán dàngāo. Jīntiān wǒmen qù yīgè gòuwù zhòng xīn. Gòuwù zhòng xīn de yángshēngqì zhèngzài bòfàng yī shǒu zhōngguó liúxíng gēqǔ. Wǒ de qíngrén shuō, tā bù xǐhuan zhōngguó liúxíng gēqǔ. Wǒ gàosu tā:`Yǒusān yàng dōngxi wǒ xǐhuan dànshì nǐ bù xǐhuan.'

`Dì yī shì hélán zǎocān dàngāo, dì èr shì zhōngguó liúxíng gēqǔ.'

`Dì sān shì yǒu fùbù jīròu de nánrén.'

Tā náo wǒ yǎngyang zuòwéi bàofù. Tā gēnběn méiyǒu fù jī.

怎么会有人不喜欢荷兰早餐蛋糕？

我的情人不喜欢早餐蛋糕，就是肉桂口味的荷兰蛋糕。今天我们去一个购物中心。购物中心的扬声器 正在播放 一首中国流行歌曲。我的情人说，他不喜欢中国流行歌曲。我告诉他：「有三样东西我喜欢但是你不喜欢。」

「第一是荷兰早餐蛋糕，第二是中国流行歌曲。」

「第三是有腹部肌肉的男人。」

他挠我痒痒作为报复。他根本没有腹肌。

how can anyone hate ontbijtkoek?

My lover is not fond of ontbijtkoek, a cinnamon-flavored dutch cake. Today we went to a shopping mall and there was a Chinese pop song being played on the mall's speaker. He stated that he dislikes Chinese pop songs. I told him, "That makes three things that I like but you dislike."

"First is ontbijtkoek, second is Chinese pop songs."

"Third is men with muscular abdomen area."

He tickled me as a revenge. His abdomen was not muscular at all.