gāncuì miàn

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Wǒ xǐhuān chī gāncuì miàn, ér zhè yī zhènzi wǒ xǐhuān shàngle yīgè jiào “hěn hào chī” de pǐnpái de gāncuì miàn. Dāng wǒ qǐng wǒ tóngshì chī yīdiǎn de shíhòu, tā shuō, 'Wèishéme nǐ hé wǒ xiǎo érzi chī yīyàng de língshí?'


干脆面


我喜欢吃干脆面,而这一阵子我喜欢上了一个叫“很好吃”的品牌的干脆面。当我请我同事吃一点的时候,他说,「为什么你和我小儿子吃一样的零食?」



dried noodle snack


I like eating dried noodle snack, lately my favorite is Enaak. When I offer some to my colleague, he said: "Why do you eat the same snack as my toddler son does?"

jiùjìng shì shuí liánxù wán liǎng cì “piàn lún shàonǚ”, ràng yóuxì de zhǔréngōng cóng wūdǐng shàng shuāi sǐ?

Shì wǒ. Shuō gòule.


究竟是谁连续玩两次《片轮少女》,让游戏的主人公从屋顶上摔死?


是我。说够了。



who on earth played katawa shoujo two times in a row and had the main character dead by falling from the roof?


I did. 'Nuff said.

hóu zi

chinese medicine for wart

Yǐqián wǒ yòushǒu de wúmíngzhǐ shàng zhǎngle yīgè hóu zi, ràng wǒ juédé hěn tǎoyàn. Zhídào yǒu yītiān, wǒ qù kànle zhōngyī shī, tā túle yīxiē zhōngyào zài hóu zi shàng, dàyuēguòle yīgè xīngqí nàgè hóu zi jìngrán bùjiànle! Tài shénqíle! Nà yào de xíngzhuàng xiàng chuàngkětiē.


瘊子


以前我右手的无名指上长了一个瘊子,让我觉得很讨厌。直到有一天,我去看了中医师,他涂了一些中药在瘊子上,大约过了一个星期那个瘊子竟然不见了!太神奇了!那药的形状像创可贴。



wart


I used to have a bad wart on the ring finger of my right hand. I hated it so much. One day I went to see a Chinese physician, he used a Chinese medicine on the wart, and it was gone in about one week! So magical! The medicine is shaped like a band-aid.

yīgè chéngxù shèjì yuán de ruòdiǎn

... huòxǔ zhǐyǒu wǒ, qítā zīxùn kējì gōngchéngshī méiyǒu zhè zhàng'ài. Wǒ bù huì shèjì. Jīběn shàng bùguǎn wǎngzhàn háishì yìngyòng chéngxù, wǒ suǒyǒu de shèjì dōu qū yú píngdàn, shènzhì zài wǒ zìjǐ kàn lái. Suǒyǐ wǒ tōngcháng gēn shèjì shī hézuò xiàngmù.

Bù xiāngxìn wǒ ma? Kàn wǒ de bókè nǐ jiù huì xiāngxìn, suǒyǒu de dōu quēshǎo pǐnwèi. Wǒ yǐqián wèn yīgè DA yònghù wǒ kěbù kěyǐ zài wǒ de yīxiē qítā bókè lǐ yòng tā de shèjì zuòwéi jiāohuàn, wǒ huì gěi tā miǎnfèi zuò guǎnggào. Dàn tā hái méi huífù. :(


一个程序设计员的弱点


。。。或许只有我,其他资讯科技工程师没有这障碍。我不会设计。基本上不管网站还是应用程序,我所有的设计都趋于平淡,甚至在我自己看来。所以我通常跟设计师合作项目。

不相信我吗?看我的一些其他博客你就会相信,所有的都缺少品味。我以前问一个DA用户我可不可以在我的博客里用她的设计作为交换,我会给她免费做广告。但她还没回复。:(



a programmer's weakness


... or maybe just mine, and no other programmers have this obstacle. I cannot design. Be it websites or applications in general, all my designs seem dull, even in my eyes. That's why I usually collaborate with designer(s) when doing projects.

Don't believe me? Take a look at some of my other blogs, they all have this below average taste. I once contacted a deviantarter to ask whether she would allow me to use her design in my blog in exchange of free advertising, but she never replied. :(

bàngōngshì (yóuxì)

Wǒ yǐqián wánguò yīgè diànnǎo de yóuxì, yóuyú shíjiān tài jiǔle, wǒ jìdé hǎoxiàng shì jiàozuò “bàngōngshì”. Tā qíshí shì yīgè mónǐ jīngyíng yóuxì——rú “měinǚ cāntīng”, dàn rúguǒ nǐ wèi néng ànshí chénggōng wánchéng yīxiē rènwù (shàngbān shíjiān), nǐ bùnéng zhòng wán nàgè gōngzuò rì.

Yǒuyīxiē kě'ài de rènwù rú `zài yǐnshuǐ jī páng de èrshí fēnzhōng de shèjiāo'. Hái yǒu yīxiē jiào zhèngshì de rènwù rú `yǔ jiǎn hé shǐ dì fū yīqǐ kai sānshí fēnzhōng de huìyì'. Dàn wǒ yǒuxiē dànwàngle, wǒ shuō de yěxǔ yǒu yī liǎng chù bùduì dì dìfāng. Wǒ xiǎng zàicì wán zhège yóuxì!


办公室(游戏)


我以前玩过一个电脑的游戏,由于时间太久了,我记得好像是叫做《办公室》。它其实是一个模拟经营游戏——如《美女餐厅》,但如果你未能按时成功完成一些任务(上班时间),你不能重玩那个工作日。

有一些可爱的任务如「在饮水机旁的二十分钟的社交」。还有一些较正式的任务如「与简和史蒂夫一起开三十分钟的会议」。但我有些淡忘了,我说的也许有一两处不对的地方。我想再次玩这个游戏!



the office (a game)


I once played a PC game called, as far as I can remember, The Office. It is basically a series-of-chores-game like Diner Dash, but if you failed to do some tasks in a given time (office hour), you cannot replay that workday.

There are cute tasks like 'standing near the water cooler for 20 mins for socializing'. Also some serious tasks like 'holding a meeting with Jane and Steve for 30 mins'. But my memory is blurry, maybe I stated one or two things wrongly. I wish to play this game once again!

gǒu zài bālí dǎo

mount batur
via 9GAG


Yǒu hěnduō gǒu zài Bālí de jiēdào shàng. Yīxiē gǒu yǒu qǐng quān, suǒyǐ zhìshǎo qízhōng yībàn yǒu zhǔrén. Wǒ kànle yīgè gǒu zài Léigēn hǎitān de shāzi shàng dàbiànliǎo, rén huì zǒu zài gǒu fèn shàng, huò gèng zāo, zuò zài gǒu fèn shàng, hěn tǎoyàn!

Yīxiē gǒu zài Bàdùā gāoyuán xiàng yóukè qǐqiú chī de. Fǎnzhī, yǒu xiǎo gǒu bèi mài zài jiē chǎn nà jiē de duìmiàn.

Qítā gǒu cǎi chū sì (Bālí de sìmiào). Shènzhì yuèjīng qíjiān de nǚrén bùnéng jìn!

Dàn wǒ yě kànle hěnduō gǒu de shītǐ zài yīgè gōnglù jìn Wǔlā•Lái guójì jī chǎng. Hǎole, zhè bùshì 'hěnduō', zhǐ kànle sāncì, dàn bǐ zhèxiē wǒ yǐjīng kàn dàole gèng duō. Wǒ juédé tāmen yěxǔ xiǎng chuānguò jiāochā lù zhīhòu, bèi guòwǎng de jū liàng yā sǐ.


狗在巴厘岛


有很多狗在巴厘的街道上。一些狗有项圈,所以至少其中一半有主人。我看了一个狗在雷根海滩的沙子上大便了,人会走在狗粪上,或更糟,坐在狗粪上,很讨厌!

一些狗在巴度阿高原向游客乞求吃的。反之,有小狗被卖在接产那街的对面。

其他狗踩出寺(巴厘的寺庙)。甚至月经期间的女人不能进!

但我也看了很多狗的尸体在一个公路近伍拉•来国际耭场。好了,这不是「很多」,只看了三次,但比这些我已经看到了更多。我觉得他们也许想穿过交叉路之后,被过往的车辆压死。



dogs in bali


There were a lot of dogs wandering on Bali streets. Some wore collars, so at least half of them belonged to someone. I saw a dog defecated on the sand of Legian beach, later people would step on it, or even worse, sat on it, very disgusting!

Some dogs were begging for food from visitors that were eating on Batur highland. On the contrary, puppies were sold in confinements on the other side of the street.

Other dogs trodded puras (Balinese temples). All while human women on their menstrual cycle were even forbidden from entering!

I saw a lot of dogs' cadavers on a highway near Ngurah Rai airport, though. Okay not that much, three, but it was more than I'd ever seen in my whole life. I think maybe they wanted to cross the road then got hit by passing vehicles.