shēngrì kuàilè! liǎng diǎn... wèi shà?

awoken by sound

Jīntiān língchén liǎng diǎn, wǒ yīgè nǚxìng péngyǒu gěi wǒ de nánxìng péngyǒu sòng qùle shēngrì zhùfú.

Guò bu le yīgè yuè, tā jiù yào jiéhūn. Wǒ hěn hàoqí, míngnián zài tā de shēngrì nèitiān, tā de qīzi bèi tā shǒujī de xìnxī shēng chǎo xǐng huì zěnme xiǎng. Wǒ dì nà wèi nǚxìng péngyǒu yīnggāi gǎibiàn yīxià tā de xíngwéi fāngshì.


生日快乐!两点。。。为啥?


今天凌晨两点,我一个女性朋友给我的男性朋友送去了生日祝福。

过不了一个月,他就要结婚。我很好奇,明年在他的生日那天,他的妻子被他手机的信息声吵醒会怎么想。我的那位女性朋友应该改变一下她的行为方式。



happy birthday! oh, two o'clock, why do you ask?


A female friend messaged my other friend to wish him a happy birthday. At two in the morning.

This birthday boy is about to be married in a month. I wonder what his future wife will be thinking, waking up to message notification sound from her husband's phone next year on his birthday. This female friend better change her ways.

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