làcháng

sweet pork sausages

Zài bālí dǎo yǒu yīgè yǒumíng mài làcháng de diànpù. Nà diànpù de míngzì shì 'Títílǎo'. Dāng wǒ zhèng yào qù nàlǐ, wǒ péngyǒu qǐng wǒ bāng tā yě mǎi yītiáo làcháng, huílái hòu gěi wǒ qián.

Jiù zhèyàng, wǒ mǎile nà làcháng gěi tā, ránhòu tā gěile wǒ qián. Dì èr tiān, dāng wǒ fùchá wǒ de kāizhī (sān tiān liǎngtóu wǒ zhèyàng zuò), fāxiàn shǎo shōuqǔle tā yī wàn dùn! >_< Wǒ bù hǎoyìsi gēn tā shuō, suǒyǐ wǒ zhǐhǎo suí tā qùle. Ér wǒ zhǐ néng ànzì de mà zìjǐ, wèishéme zhīqián nàme de cūxīn.


腊肠


在巴厘岛有一个有名卖腊肠的店铺。那店铺的名字是《题题老》。当我正要去那里,我朋友请我帮她也买一条腊肠,回来后给我钱。

就这样,我买了那腊肠给她,然后她给了我钱。第二天,当我复查我的开支(三天两头我这样做),发现少收取了她一万吨! >_< 我不好意思跟她说,所以我只好随它去了。而我只能暗自地骂自己,为什么之前那么地粗心。



sweet pork sausages (lap cheong)


There is a store in Bali well-known for selling sweet pork sausages. Its name is Titiles. When I was about to go there, a friend asked me to buy one for her, she would pay me later.

So it happened. I bought her the sausages, and she paid me. A day later when I was rechecking my expenses (I do it every few days), I found out that I've charged her 10,000 rupiahs less! >_< I felt uneasy to tell her, so I just let it be, while blaming myself for being so careless.

zìdòng cháxún, shuí tā mā zhèngzài?

google error

Wǒ zài xuéxí yǔyán shí jīngcháng yòng gǔgē fānyì. Cóng jǐ gè yuè qián, wǒ kāishǐ dédào jǐnggào shuō wǒ de jìsuànjī huòzhě wǎngluò kěnéng zhèngzài zìdòng cháxún. Wǒ méi lǐ tā, wǒ juédé gǔgē wúliáole. Dàn gǔgē shì rènzhēn de, jīntiān zǎoshang wǒ wánquán bùnéng fǎngwèn gāi wǎngzhàn!

Wǒ yòngle gōngjù, rú CCleaner, shādú ruǎnjiàn, děng, dànshì hái mò chénggōng. :(


自动查询,谁他妈正在?


我在学习语言时经常用谷歌翻译。从几个月前,我开始得到警告说我的计算机或者网络可能正在自动查询。我没理它,我觉得谷歌无聊了。但谷歌是认真的,今天早上我完全不能访问该网站!

我用了工具,如CCleaner,杀毒软件,等,但是还没成功。:(



automated queries, wtf?


I use Google Translate a lot in my language learning. Starting a few months ago, I started getting warnings that my computer or network may be sending automated queries. I brushed it off, thinking Google was being silly. But Google was serious about it, this morning I couldn't access that page at all!

I have used tools such as CCleaner, antivirus, etc but no avail. :(

gǎnmào

Wǒ gǎnmàole. Jīntiān wǒ xiǎng yào xiūxí.


感冒


我感冒了。今天我想要休息。



cold


I caught a cold. I think I'm gonna take it easy today.

yìnní de jiàng tóu

indonesian incense

Gēn wǒ pīnchē yīqǐ shàng xiàbān de jiāhuo fēicháng xǐhuān yǒuguān wū shù de gùshì. Zuótiān dāng tā zhīdào wǒ xǐhuān de hé tā de bù yīyàng de shíhòu, tā gǎndào jīngyà. A, wǒ xiǎng gàosù tā, bùshì měi gèrén dūhuì zài tā bèi dézuì de shíhòu shǐyòng fǎshù de.


印尼的降头


跟我拼车一起上下班的家伙非常喜欢有关巫术的故事。昨天当他知道我喜欢的和他的不一样的时候,他感到惊讶。啊,我想告诉他,不是每个人都会在他被得罪的时候使用法术的。



indonesian black magic


A guy I commute with everyday is a fan of anything magic. Yesterday he expressed surprise upon learning that I am not. Well, I'd like to tell him that not everyone resort to black magic whenever he/she's being offended.

wā bíkǒng

nose picking

Jīntiān zǎoshang wǒ wèn wǒ àirén rén shìfǒu shì wéiyī de wā bíkǒng de bǔrǔ dòngwù. Tā shuō tā bù zhīdào. Yǒu shuí zhīdào ma?


挖鼻孔


今天早上我问我爱人人是否是唯一的挖鼻孔的哺乳动物。他说他不知道。有谁知道吗?



nose-picking


This morning I asked my lover whether humans are the only mammals that pick their nose. He answered that he didn't know. Do any of you know?

xún chǒng gāoshǒu... bù, xún àirén gāoshǒu

how to train your dragon

Jīntiān zǎoshang wǒ de àirén hěn lǎnduò. Tā bùyào kěn qǐlái, yě bùyào kěn xǐzǎo. Wǒ nòngle yīxiē mùyù lù pàomò tā de shǒu shàng, suǒyǐ tā yīdìng dé qǐlái ránhòu yòng qīngshuǐ chōngxǐ gānjìng nà féizào shuǐ de yètǐ. Dāng tā lái dào yùshì de shíhòu, tā xiǎngle xiǎng, juédé shùnbiàn xǐzǎo yě tǐng hǎo de. Wànsuì! n_nV


驯龍高手。。。不,驯爱人高手


今天早上我的爱人很懒惰。他不要肯起来,也不要肯洗澡。我弄了一些沐浴露泡沫他的手上,所以他一定得起来然后用清水冲洗干净那肥皂水的液体。当他来到浴室的时候,他想了想,觉得顺便洗澡也挺好的。万岁!n_nV



how to train your dragon... er, spouse


My lover was being lazy this morning. He didn't want to get up from bed and take a shower. I took some shower gel and lathered it unto his arm, forcing him to get up and wash off said soapy liquid. Once in the bathroom, he thought it was a good idea to take a bath. Victory! n_nV