"tā bù kěn tīng wǒ shuō dehuà, zěnme bàn?"

Duìyú qínglǚ jiān nánshēng bù kěn língtīng nǚshēng dehuà de xiàohuà wǒ shícháng gǎndào hǎoxiào, zhídào wǒ zìjǐ yě jīnglìle yī huí.

Kàn lái nánshēng jiēshòu tèdìng nǚhái yìjiàn de dànǎo bùfèn sìhū huì suí liǎng rén guānxì de jìnzhǎn ér tuìhuà. Chóngfù tóng yīgè xìnxī nǎpà sān biàn, dōu wúfǎ bǎozhèng tāmen de dànǎo huì jiēshōu.

Wǒ bǎ liǎng lì jiāo wán fàng zài chuángtóuguì shang de diézi lǐle. Fěnsè de jiāo wán shì wéitāmìng yǐ shí'èr. Lìngwài yī lì lǜsè de shì “jiàn ān xǐ nǚxìng fùhé pèifāng”. Wǒ gàosùle wǒ de àirén chī fěnsè de, lǜsè shì wǒ chī de (dāngrán ā).

Ránhòu dāng wǒ yào chī lǜsè de jiāo wán shí, diézi de lǐmiàn shénme dōu méiyǒule! Wǒ mǎshàng pǎo qù zhǎo wǒ àirén, fāxiàn yīnwèi tā bù tīng wǒ shuō shénme de xíguàn dǎozhì tā yǐjīng chīle tāmen.

... Bùdé bù shuō zài gàosù tā nà lì lǜsè jiāo wán shì nǚxìng fúyòng de zhīhòu, kànzhe tā liǎn shàng de biǎoqíng jiǎnzhí shì zhǒng xiǎngshòu, yīnwèi kàn qǐlái tā hǎoxiàng hěn dānxīn zìjǐ huì zhǎng chū yī duì mī mī. XD

「他不肯听我说的话，怎么办？」

对于情侣间男生不肯聆听女生的话的笑话我时常感到好笑，直到我自己也经历了一回。

看来男生接受特定女孩意见的大脑部分似乎会随两人关系的进展而退化。重复同一个信息哪怕三遍，都无法保证他们的大脑会接收。

我把两粒胶丸放在床头柜上的碟子里了。粉色的胶丸是维他命乙十二。另外一粒绿色的是《健安喜女性复合配方 》。我告诉了我的爱人吃粉色的，绿色是我吃的（当然阿）。

然后当我要吃绿色的胶丸时，碟子的里面什么都没有了！我马上跑去找我爱人，发现因为他不听我说什么的习惯导致他已经吃了它们。

。。。不得不说在告诉他那粒绿色胶丸是女性服用的之后，看着他脸上的表情简直是种享受，因为看起来他好像很担心自己会长出一对咪咪。XD

he just won't listen...

I laughed (and still laugh, sometimes) at jokes about couples where the man won't listen to the woman. But then I experience some.

A man's brain part that accepts a particular girl's voice seem to degenerate over time in a relationship. Repeating a piece of information three times doesn't guarantee that it will get through his skull.

So it happened that I put two pills on a saucer on the nightstand. One was pink. It contained B-12 vitamin. The other is green. It was GNC women's hair, skin & nails formula. I told my lover to take the pink one, the green one was for me (obviously).

Later when I wanted to take the green one, there was nothing on the saucer! I rushed to my lover only to find out that he had taken them both as the result of his habit of not listening to what I say.

... I can't say I didn't enjoy seeing his face after I told him the green one was for women only. Like he's afraid he would grow a pair of breasts or something. XD