gōngpíng dì shuō, tā de chángdù hǎo bàng ā

now that's what i called great length

Wǒ de liànrén jīhū cónglái bǎ wǒ chǎo xǐng. Yǒu yīcì tā hǎn xǐng wǒ shì yào gěi wǒ kàn tā cóng tā de bízi bá xiàlái de yī gēn bímáo. Tā de chángdù shì yuē liǎng límǐ bàn!


公平地说,它的长度好棒阿


我的恋人几乎从来把我吵醒。有一次他喊醒我是要给我看他从他的鼻子拔下来的一根鼻毛。它的长度是约两厘米半!



to be fair it was exceptional in length


My bedmate almost never woke me up. During one of those rare occassion when he woke me up, he wanted to show me a hair he plucked off his nose. It was about 2.5 cm length!

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