àiguó zhǔyì yánjiū

patriotic

Wo de Xi'an péngyou gàosù wo ta zài dàxué zhu xiule cáiliào huàxué. Ta shì cáiliào hé huàxué zhi jian de jiaocha xuéke. Ta keyi bèi yòng yú shengchan xin de cáiliào, lìrú: nàmi lìzi, tàiyángnéng diànchí, deng.

Wo wèn ta nàli de kexuéjiamen zhuàn de qián shì bùshì bi shangrénmen zhuàn de gèng duo. Ta shuo: "Hen nán chéngwéi yigè kexuéjia. Érqie, women zhuàn de qián gèng shao."

"Nà wèishéme zhu xiu ta?" wo wèn ta.

"Women shì yigè fazhan zhongguójia, zuòwéi yigè zhong guó rén, women you zérèn jiarù dào zuguó jiànshè zhong qù."

Tingle ta shuo dehuà, wo wú yán yi duì, yinwèi zài yìnní henduo rén jiang zìji fàng zài dì yi wèi.


爱国主义研究


我的西安朋友告诉我他在大学主修了材料化学。它是材料和化学之间的交叉学科。它可以被用于生产新的材料,例如:纳米粒子,太阳能电池,等。

我问他那里的科学家们赚的钱是不是比商人们赚的更多。他说:「很难成为一个科学家。而且,我们赚的钱更少。」

「那为什么主修它?」我问他。

「我们是一个发展中国家,作为一个中国人,我们有责任加入到祖国建设中去。」

听了他说的话,我无言以对,因为在印尼很多人将自己放在第一位。



patriotic studying


A friend from Xi An said he took material chemistry major in university. It was an interdiscipline subject between materials and chemistry. It can be applied in producing new materials, for example: nano particles, solar cells, etc.

I asked him whether scientists made more money than merchants there. He said: "Being a scientist is very hard. On top of that, we also earn less money."

"Then why are you taking it?" I asked.

"Our country is a developing country, as a Chinese, we should take our responsibility to support our own country."

His answer left me speechless because in my country people put themselves first before the country.

wǒ yīnggāi jǐnjǐn wèile shǐyòng Outlook zhànghù ér yímín guówài ma?

Outlook

Wǒ gānggāng shēngchéng yīgè Outlook zhànghù. Dàn dāng wǒ xiǎng fāsòng yī fēng diànzǐ yóujiàn shí, yǒu jǐnggào shuō: "Qǐng yànzhèng nǐ de zhànghù. Wǒmen fāxiàn nǐ de Outlook.com zhànghù cúnzài yīxiē yìcháng huódòng. Wèile bāngzhù bǎohù nǐ, wǒmen zhànshí zǔzhǐle nǐ de zhànghù." Wǒ méi lǐ tā, wǒ juédé wēiruǎn wúliáole. Dàn wēiruǎn shì rènzhēn de, wǒ de diànzǐ yóujiàn wánquán fǎ bù chūqù!

Zuìhòu wǒ rěnle, dàn wǎngzhàn qǐngqiú shǒujī tōngguò yànzhèng, "Yìndùníxīyà" méiyǒu shàngshì! Bǐ'ěr·Gài cí tā mā..

Méi cuò, wǒ yǐqián xiěle zhèyàng de shìqíng.


我应该仅仅为了使用Outlook帐户而移民国外吗?


我刚刚生成一个Outlook帐户。 但当我想发送一封电子邮件时,有警告说:「请验证你的帐户。我们发现你的Outlook.com帐户存在一些异常活动。为了帮助保护你,我们暂时阻止了你的帐户。」我没理它,我觉得微软无聊了。但微软是认真的,我的电子邮件完全发不出去!

最后我忍了,但网站请求手机通过验证,《印度尼西亚》没有上市!比尔·盖茨他妈。。

没错,我以前写了这样的事情



should i move to another country just to use my outlook account?


I just created an Outlook account. But when I wanted to send an email it said "Please verify your account. We've noticed some unusual activity in your Outlook.com account. To help protect you, we've temporarily blocked your account." I brushed it off, thinking Microsoft was being silly. But Microsoft was serious about it, I couldn't send any emails at all!

So I relented, but this happened: They asked for a mobile phone verification, but they didn't have 'Indonesia' listed! Wtf?

Yes, once I wrote something like this.

bù, tā zìjǐ bùshì yīgè jìnǚ

soft rice

Yīgè péngyǒu zàidú wán wǒ de bókè zhīhòu fābiǎo yìjiàn. Tā juédé wǒ xiěle tài duō guānyú jìnǚ màiyín de shì. Tā shuō, bùshì měi gèrén dōu yǒu tiáojiàn zuò.

Jīntiān zài “zhǎngshàng zhōngguó” kàn dào yīgè lèisì de píngyǔ, wǒ cái míngbái tā de yìsi. “Shàng cuò àn” xiě: 'Chī ruǎn fàn yěshì mén jìshù huó shuí dōu néng chī ma zhǎng de chǒu yòu méi qián yòu méi fáng yòu méi chē yòu méi gèrén mèilì xiǎng chī yě chī bù dào a suǒyǐ tāmen chī néng jídù de qù mà yǒu nénglì chī de hāhāhā hā hā'

Bù, chī ruǎn fàn bùshì màiyín. Duì, wǒ cāi wǒ de péngyǒu xiǎng shuō de shì, rúguǒ wǒ xiǎng chéngwéi yīgè jìnǚ yě zuò bù dào a! Dàn tā zhǐsāngmàhuái, suǒyǐ tīng qǐlái bu tài kèbó.


不,她自己不是一个妓女


一个朋友在读完我的博客之后发表意见。她觉得我写了太多关于妓女卖淫的事。她说,不是每个人都有條件做。

今天在《掌上中国》看到一个类似的评语,我才明白她的意思。《上错岸》写:「吃软饭也是门技术活 谁都能吃吗 长的丑 又没钱 又没房 又没车 又没个人魅力 想吃也吃不到啊 所以他们吃能嫉妒的去骂有能力吃的 哈哈哈哈哈」

不,吃软饭不是卖淫。对,我猜我的朋友想说的是,如果我想成为一个妓女也做不到啊!但她指桑骂槐,所以听起來不太刻薄。



and no, she is not a prostitute herself


A friend shared her two-cents after reading my blogs. She thought I wrote too much about prostitution and the like. She said not everyone can do it.

I just understand what she meant after encountering a similar comment on chinaSMACK today. Someone called 上错岸 wrote "'Eating soft rice' is actually a technical job, not one anyone can do. If you’re ugly and you don’t have money nor house nor car nor personal charm, you can try and still not succeed! So, they can only enviously go criticize those who have the ability to do so! Hahahahaha!"

No, eating soft rice is not prostituting. Yes, I suspect that my friend basically said I didn't have what it took to become a prostitute. She just masked it so it didn't sound too harsh.

rén shǔ zhī jiān

john steinbeck -- of mice and men

Gěi yīgè ruòzhì de jùrén yī zhǐ xiǎo gǒu, wúlùn tā píngshí duōme de wēnróu, dōu shì yī jiàn làn de zhǔyì. Bìng bùshì léi ní běnzhí yǒu duō huài, zhǐshì tā bù zhīdào tā yǒu duōme qiángzhuàng. Shāle nà zhǐ xiǎo gǒu duì tā lái shuō bu xìng, dāngchǎng zhuāle léi ní xiànxíng duì tā de lǎobǎnniáng lái shuō yěshì bùxìng, jíjiāng jiù biàn chéngle guānfū duì tā de lǎobǎn tóngyàng bùxìng, dài shàng léi ní qù nàlǐ duì qiáozhì lái shuō yě yīyàng bùxìng, duì nà zhǐ xiǎo gǒu zìjǐ lái shuō zuì bùxìng! Kěnéng zhè běn shū de shū míng yīnggāi gǎi chéng “bō tè lái ěr dà yùxiǎn”, rúguǒ bǎnquán yánjìn, huòxǔ “bùxìng de hào kè” yě bùcuò.

Jiéjú shì qiáozhì kāi qiāng jí zhòng léi ní tóu bù jiāng tāshāle. Qiáozhì juédé zhèyàng zuò duìyú léi ní lái shuō huì gèng hǎo, yīnwèi rúguǒ léi ní bèi tāmen zhuā dàole, tā hěn kěnéng huì bèi kǎodǎ, shòu fēi rén de zhémó.

Yǔ zhège lèisì, jǐ tiān qián yīgè zhōngguó péngyǒu gàosù wǒ tā de wèntí, tā huáiyùnle, dànshì tā lián qù yíngjiē zhège háizi de chūshēng de qián dōu méiyǒu, gèng bùyòng shuō fǔyǎng tā. Tā méiyǒu gēn wǒ shuō tā huì bǎ zhège háizi dǎ diào, dànshì wǒ gǎnjué tā xīnlǐ jǐ jīng juédìng zhèyàng zuò.

Shénme shì duì, shénme shì cuò? Wǒmen yīnggāi zěnme fēnbiàn?


人鼠之間


给一个弱智的巨人一只小狗,无论他平时多么的温柔,都是一件烂的主意。并不是雷尼本质有多坏,只是他不知道他有多么强壮。杀了那只小狗对他来说不幸,当场抓了雷尼现行对他的老板娘来说也是不幸,即将就变成了鳏夫对他的老板同样不幸,带上雷尼去那里对喬治来说也一样不幸,对那只小狗自己来说最不幸!可能这本书的书名应该改成《波特萊爾大遇險》,如果版权严禁,或许《不幸的浩克》也不错。

结局是喬治开枪击中雷尼头部将他杀了。喬治觉得这样做对于雷尼来说会更好,因为如果雷尼被他们抓到了,他很可能会被拷打,受非人的折磨。

与这个类似,几天前一个中国朋友告诉我她的问题,她怀孕了,但是她连去迎接这个孩子的出生的钱都没有,更不用说抚养他。她没有跟我说她会把这个孩子打掉,但是我感觉她心里己经决定这样做。

什么是对,什么是错?我们应该怎么分辨?



of mice and men


Giving young puppies to a mentally challenged giant, no matter how gentle he usually in everyday life, is a bad idea. Not that Lennie was basically evil, he just had no idea how strong he could be. It was unlucky for him to kill the puppy, unlucky for his employer's wife to catch him on the act, unlucky for his employer who soon became a widower, unlucky for George who took Lennie to that place, unlucky for the puppy itself. Maybe the title should be "A Series of Unfortunate Events", if only the title's not already being taken. Or "Unfortunate Hulk", maybe.

In the end George killed Lennie by shooting him on the head. He did that with Lennie's general good in mind, because if Lennie ever got caught, he would very likely get torture, an inhumane one.

In a similar fashion a few days ago a Chinese friend told me about her problems. She was pregnant but didn't have enough money to pay for childbirth, let alone raise a child. She didn't say abortion explicitly, but I had the feeling that the idea was there in her mind.

About whether it's right or wrong, who are we to decide?

nǐ zhīdào zìjǐ jiǎnféi yǐ chū yǒu chéngxiào, dāng...

weight loss

Yǒu yīgè nán tóngshì wènle 'Nǐ dānshēn ma?' Dāng tīng wán nǐ shuō 'bù', tā hěn kuài shuō yào shīpéi jiù líkāile.

Hái yǒu yīgè xǐhuān jǐ rén zuòméi de tóngshì dàmā, kāishǐ guǎn nǐ de xiánshì, è, duì nǐ hěn yǒuhǎo.

'Nǐ shòule hǎoduō, zhēn lìhài!'

'Dānshēn nǚ háizi a bù gāi zhèyàng, bùxíng!'

(Méi rén fǎnbó tā. Míngbáile tā zhèyàng de rén bù xǐhuān bèi jiūzhèng.)

Hái yǒu lìng yīgè nán tóngshì, tā píngshí zhǐ hé chāo shòu de nǚhái shuōhuà, kāishǐ guǎn nǐ de xiánshì, è, duì nǐ hěn yǒuhǎo.

:D


你知道自己减肥已初有成效,当。。。


有一个男同事问了「你单身吗?」当听完你说「不」,他很快说要失陪就离开了。

还有一个喜欢给人做媒的同事大妈,开始管你的闲事,呃,对你很友好。

「你瘦了好多,真厉害!」

「单身女孩子啊不该这样,不行!」

(没人反驳她。明白了她这样的人不喜欢被纠正。)

还有另一个男同事,他平时只和超瘦的女孩说话,开始管你的闲事,呃,对你很友好。

:D



you know you've lost a few pounds from your overweight state when...


A male colleague asked "Are you single?" and excused himself promptly after you said no to that question.

Also when a relatively old female colleague known as someone who like to matchmake people started being nosy - ahem - friendly to you.

"You've lost weight, that's nice!"

"A single girl aren't supposed to do blahblahblah!"

No, I didn't correct her. Women like these do not like to be corrected.

Also when another male colleague, who usually talked to thin girls only, began to act nosy - ahem - friendly toward you.

:D

XD

XD

'XD' shì shénme yìsi? Nǐ huì gàosù wǒ ma, 'XD' shì shénme yìsi? Rén yòng nǎge gēn wǒ zài liáotiān de skype.
-- Alin-liaosiyuan, zhōngguó fānyì--

Wǒ qián tóngshì yǐqián wèn wǒ yīgè lèisì de wèntí. Ránhòu wǒ huà zài zhǐ shàng 'XD' hé xuánzhuǎn nà zhǐ jiǔshí dù gěi tā kàn.


XD


「XD」是什么意思?你会告诉我吗,「XD」是什么意思?人用哪个跟我在聊天的skype。
-- Alin-liaosiyuan, 中国翻译--

我前同事以前问我一个类似的问题 。然后我画在纸上「XD」和旋转那纸九十度给她看。



XD


what's the "XD" means? Could you tell me what the "XD" means ? it always be used when i chat with someone on skype.
-- Alin-liaosiyuan, quoted as is--

A colleague (now ex) once asked me a similar question. I proceeded to draw 'XD' on a piece of paper and rotate it 90 degrees for her to see.

"tā bù kěn tīng wǒ shuō dehuà, zěnme bàn?"

GNC women's hair, skin & nails formula

Duìyú qínglǚ jiān nánshēng bù kěn língtīng nǚshēng dehuà de xiàohuà wǒ shícháng gǎndào hǎoxiào, zhídào wǒ zìjǐ yě jīnglìle yī huí.

Kàn lái nánshēng jiēshòu tèdìng nǚhái yìjiàn de dànǎo bùfèn sìhū huì suí liǎng rén guānxì de jìnzhǎn ér tuìhuà. Chóngfù tóng yīgè xìnxī nǎpà sān biàn, dōu wúfǎ bǎozhèng tāmen de dànǎo huì jiēshōu.

Wǒ bǎ liǎng lì jiāo wán fàng zài chuángtóuguì shang de diézi lǐle. Fěnsè de jiāo wán shì wéitāmìng yǐ shí'èr. Lìngwài yī lì lǜsè de shì “jiàn ān xǐ nǚxìng fùhé pèifāng”. Wǒ gàosùle wǒ de àirén chī fěnsè de, lǜsè shì wǒ chī de (dāngrán ā).

Ránhòu dāng wǒ yào chī lǜsè de jiāo wán shí, diézi de lǐmiàn shénme dōu méiyǒule! Wǒ mǎshàng pǎo qù zhǎo wǒ àirén, fāxiàn yīnwèi tā bù tīng wǒ shuō shénme de xíguàn dǎozhì tā yǐjīng chīle tāmen.

... Bùdé bù shuō zài gàosù tā nà lì lǜsè jiāo wán shì nǚxìng fúyòng de zhīhòu, kànzhe tā liǎn shàng de biǎoqíng jiǎnzhí shì zhǒng xiǎngshòu, yīnwèi kàn qǐlái tā hǎoxiàng hěn dānxīn zìjǐ huì zhǎng chū yī duì mī mī. XD


「他不肯听我说的话,怎么办?」


对于情侣间男生不肯聆听女生的话的笑话我时常感到好笑,直到我自己也经历了一回。

看来男生接受特定女孩意见的大脑部分似乎会随两人关系的进展而退化。重复同一个信息哪怕三遍,都无法保证他们的大脑会接收。

我把两粒胶丸放在床头柜上的碟子里了。粉色的胶丸是维他命乙十二。另外一粒绿色的是《健安喜女性复合配方 》。我告诉了我的爱人吃粉色的,绿色是我吃的(当然阿)。

然后当我要吃绿色的胶丸时,碟子的里面什么都没有了!我马上跑去找我爱人,发现因为他不听我说什么的习惯导致他已经吃了它们。

。。。不得不说在告诉他那粒绿色胶丸是女性服用的之后,看着他脸上的表情简直是种享受,因为看起来他好像很担心自己会长出一对咪咪。XD



he just won't listen...


I laughed (and still laugh, sometimes) at jokes about couples where the man won't listen to the woman. But then I experience some.

A man's brain part that accepts a particular girl's voice seem to degenerate over time in a relationship. Repeating a piece of information three times doesn't guarantee that it will get through his skull.

So it happened that I put two pills on a saucer on the nightstand. One was pink. It contained B-12 vitamin. The other is green. It was GNC women's hair, skin & nails formula. I told my lover to take the pink one, the green one was for me (obviously).

Later when I wanted to take the green one, there was nothing on the saucer! I rushed to my lover only to find out that he had taken them both as the result of his habit of not listening to what I say.

... I can't say I didn't enjoy seeing his face after I told him the green one was for women only. Like he's afraid he would grow a pair of breasts or something. XD