nǐ zhīdào zìjǐ jiǎnféi yǐ chū yǒu chéngxiào, dāng... -- dì èr bùfèn

Yīgè nǐ gāng rènshí de nánhái (tā bù zhīdào nǐ céngjīng pàngguò) gēn nǐ shuō pàng nǚhái de huàihuà, shuō fēicháng yànwù tāmen.


Zuìhòu yòng yīgè "ǒu" de biǎoqíng jiéshù pínglùn!

Nǐ cāi zěnmezhe? Ài duì biérén píngtóulùnzú de jiāhuo cái shì zuì lìng rén tǎoyàn de.

你知道自己减肥已初有成效，当。。。 -- 第二部分

一个你刚认识的男孩（他不知道你曾经胖过）跟你说胖女孩的坏话，说非常厌恶她们。


最后用一个《呕》的表情结束评论！

你猜怎么着？爱对别人评头论足的家伙才是最令人讨厌的。

you know you've lost a few pounds from your overweight state when... -- part two

A guy you just met (a.k.a the guy who have no idea you heave been fat before) talked trash about fat girls, saying he's disgusted of them and stuff.


Complete with the 'blurrrgh' emoticon!

You know what? Judgmental guys are the ones who're disgusting.

xūróng de tóngshì

Shuō dào fūsè, yìnní huárén pǔbiàn bǐ yìnní běndì rén gèng bái.

Zài qù bàngōngshì túzhōng, wǒ kànjiànle yī wèi tóngshì. Qíguài, jīntiān tā zěnme yī qué yī guǎi de zǒu.

"Fāshēng shénme shìle?" wǒ wèn tā.

"Zuó wǎn huá dǎo le, wǒ bǎ jiǎohuái niǔle," tā huídá.

"Ó, zhēn kělián!" wǒ zhuā zhù tā de shǒu xiǎng fú tā zǒu.

"Bù, bù, bù, bùxíng," tā jùjuéle. Tā kàn wǒ hěn kùnhuò, jiù jiěshì shuō: "Bàoqiàn, biérén kàn wǒmen shǒu lā zhuóshǒu shì bù hǎo de. Tāmen kěndìng yào bǎ nǐ de fūsè hé wǒ de zuò bǐjiào."

Tā shì yìnní běndì rén, wǒ shì yìnní huárén. Wǒ xiàole, fàng kāile tā de shǒu. Míngbáile. Shuō dàodǐ wǒ yěshì yīgè xūróng de nǚhái.

虚荣的同事

说到肤色，印尼华人普遍比印尼本地人更白。

在去办公室途中，我看见了一位 同事。奇怪，今天她怎么一瘸一拐地走。

「发生什么事了？」我问她。

「昨晚滑倒了，我把脚踝扭了，」她回答。

「哦，真可怜！」我抓住她的手想扶她走。

「不，不，不，不行，」她拒绝了。她看我很困惑，就解释说：「抱歉，别人看我们手拉着手是不好的。他们肯定要把你的肤色和我的做比较。」

她 是印尼本地人，我是印尼华人。我笑了，放开了她的手。明白了。说到底我也是一个虚荣的女孩。

my vain colleague

Talking about skin, one of Indonesian-born-Chinese's is generally fairer than that of native Indonesian's.

This morning, on the way to my office, I saw a colleague walking funny.

"What happened?" I asked her.

"I slipped and twisted my ankle last night," she answered.

"Poor you!" I grabbed her hand, intending to help her walk.

"No no no don't," she refused, and upon seeing my baffled face, added: "Sorry, but if people see us hand-in-hand, they'll compare your skin color to mine."

She was native to Indonesia, while I was of Chinese descent. With the understanding of her point, I laughed and dropped her hand. After all, I was also a vain girl.

dì yīcì bèi quánqiú sù mài tōng tuì kuǎn

Ràng wǒ gàosù nǐ wǒ zài quánqiú sù mài tōng de jīnglì. Màijiā méiyǒu chǔlǐ wǒ de dìngdān, suǒyǐ quánqiú sù mài tōng bǎ qián tuìhuán gěi wǒ. Zhòngdiǎn shì, měiyuán duì yìnní de huìlǜ bǐ wǒ dāngchū fù qián shí dī, dǎozhì wǒ sǔnshīle yīxiē qián. :(

第一次被全球速卖通退款

让我告诉你我在全球速卖通的经历。卖家没有处理我的订单，所以全球速卖通把钱退还给我。重点是，美元兑印尼的汇率比我当初付钱时低，导致我损失了一些钱。 ：（

aliexpress refund for the first time

Let me tell you about my experience shopping at Aliexpress. The seller didn't process my order, so aliexpress returned my money. The thing is, USD to IDR currency is higher when I placed my order than when they refund my money, so I lost a few IDRs. :(

hā màn nǚshì mài “kǔ tài”

... Tā yě mài wǒ zuìxīn zuì xǐhuān de mùguā yè shíwù. Yíhàn de shì wǒ bìng bù zhīdào nà dào cài de míngzì.

Hā màn nǚshì yǒu yīxiē de fēndiàn. Qíguài de shì, bùtóng fēndiàn nǎ mùguā yè zǐ cài de wèidào jìngrán bù yīyàng. Wǒ zuì xǐhuān ā dùn shìchǎng nǎ jiā fēndiàn de wèidào.

Shùnbiàn shuō yīxià, tā de fǎ lǔ zhèn bù bèi·lè qí qū de zhīdiàn gānggāng bān dào xīn dì dìfāng, jùlí jiùzhǐ zhǐyǒu jǐ bǎi mǐ. Tā xiànzài wèiyú xīnjiāpō guómín xuéxiào de duìmiàn.

哈曼女士卖《苦太》

。。。她也卖我最新最喜欢的木瓜叶食物。遗憾的是我并不知道那道菜的名字。

哈曼女士有一些的分店。奇怪的是，不同分店那木瓜叶子菜的味道竟然不一样。我最喜欢阿盾市场哪家分店的味道。

顺便说一下， 她的法鲁镇布贝·乐其区的支店刚刚搬到新的地方，距离旧址只有几百米。它现在位于新加坡国民学校的对面。

madame harman's gudeg

... hosts my newest craving for a dish that contains papaya leaves. But it's a shame I don't know the name of the dish.

Madame Harman opens in various Iocation. Strangely the dish tastes different in different places. I love what they do to the dish in Pasar Atom most.

By the way, her restaurant in Pepelegi Waru area just moved a few hundred metres from its old location. It is now located across Singapore National Academy.

guānyú tàidù

Dāng wǒmen juédé lèile, bèi wēixié huò zāoyù bù gōngpíng duìdài shí, zìwǒ kòngzhì shì zuì nán zuò dào de. Wǒ zài nǎohǎi lǐ bùduàn duì zìjǐ shuō 'Tàidù, tàidù.' dāng wǒ zài shēnzhèn hé xiānggǎng de biānjìng xiàn páiduì shí, “huáng gàng kǒu'àn” rúguǒ wǒ méi nòng cuò dehuà, děnghòu zhōngguó hé xiānggǎng de chū rùjìng. Méi cuò, cóng shēnzhèn dào xiānggǎng chū rùjìng hé qù wàiguó yīyàng de yāo jìnxíng hǎiguān ānjiǎn. Duìwǔ hěn zhǎng, rénmen huǎnmàn de qiánjìn yóurú wōniú.

Jiéjú shì wǒ páile liǎng gè xiǎoshí, ránhòu hái shèng yīxiē tàidù, jìxù wǒ dào xiānggǎng jiǔlóng de wàngjiǎo dìqū de lǚchéng!

关于态度

当我们觉得累了，被威胁或遭遇不公平对待时，自我控制是最难做到的。我在脑海里不断对自己说「态度，态度。」当我在深圳和香港的边境线排队时, 《皇岗口岸》如果我没弄错的话 , 等候中国和香港的出入境。没错，从深圳到香港出入境和去外国一样的要进行海关安检 。队伍很长，人们缓慢地前进犹如蜗牛。

结局是我排了两个小时,然后还剩一些态度，继续我到香港九龍的旺角地區的旅程！

on attitude

Self-control is the most difficult to exercise when we feel tired, threatened, or treated unfairly. I remembered chanting the word 'attitude, attitude' in my head waiting in line at the Shenzhen-Hong Kong border, Huanggang Border Crossing if I'm not mistaken, for China and HK immigrations and customs. Yes, people travelling from Shenzhen to Hong Kong must pass immigrations and customs, just like going to another country. The line was long and people moved forward with the speed of the snail.

In the end I got out after queueing for 2 hours, and with some attitude left continued my journey to Hong Kong's Kowloon Mongkok area!

àiguó zhǔyì yánjiū

Wo de Xi'an péngyou gàosù wo ta zài dàxué zhu xiule cáiliào huàxué. Ta shì cáiliào hé huàxué zhi jian de jiaocha xuéke. Ta keyi bèi yòng yú shengchan xin de cáiliào, lìrú: nàmi lìzi, tàiyángnéng diànchí, deng.

Wo wèn ta nàli de kexuéjiamen zhuàn de qián shì bùshì bi shangrénmen zhuàn de gèng duo. Ta shuo: "Hen nán chéngwéi yigè kexuéjia. Érqie, women zhuàn de qián gèng shao."

"Nà wèishéme zhu xiu ta?" wo wèn ta.

"Women shì yigè fazhan zhongguójia, zuòwéi yigè zhong guó rén, women you zérèn jiarù dào zuguó jiànshè zhong qù."

Tingle ta shuo dehuà, wo wú yán yi duì, yinwèi zài yìnní henduo rén jiang zìji fàng zài dì yi wèi.

爱国主义研究

我的西安朋友告诉我他在大学主修了材料化学。它是材料和化学之间的交叉学科。它可以被用于生产新的材料，例如：纳米粒子，太阳能电池，等。

我问他那里的科学家们赚的钱是不是比商人们赚的更多。他说：「很难成为一个科学家。而且，我们赚的钱更少。」

「那为什么主修它？」我问他。

「我们是一个发展中国家，作为一个中国人，我们有责任加入到祖国建设中去。」

听了他说的话，我无言以对，因为在印尼很多人将自己放在第一位。

patriotic studying

A friend from Xi An said he took material chemistry major in university. It was an interdiscipline subject between materials and chemistry. It can be applied in producing new materials, for example: nano particles, solar cells, etc.

I asked him whether scientists made more money than merchants there. He said: "Being a scientist is very hard. On top of that, we also earn less money."

"Then why are you taking it?" I asked.

"Our country is a developing country, as a Chinese, we should take our responsibility to support our own country."

His answer left me speechless because in my country people put themselves first before the country.

wǒ yīnggāi jǐnjǐn wèile shǐyòng Outlook zhànghù ér yímín guówài ma?

Wǒ gānggāng shēngchéng yīgè Outlook zhànghù. Dàn dāng wǒ xiǎng fāsòng yī fēng diànzǐ yóujiàn shí, yǒu jǐnggào shuō: "Qǐng yànzhèng nǐ de zhànghù. Wǒmen fāxiàn nǐ de Outlook.com zhànghù cúnzài yīxiē yìcháng huódòng. Wèile bāngzhù bǎohù nǐ, wǒmen zhànshí zǔzhǐle nǐ de zhànghù." Wǒ méi lǐ tā, wǒ juédé wēiruǎn wúliáole. Dàn wēiruǎn shì rènzhēn de, wǒ de diànzǐ yóujiàn wánquán fǎ bù chūqù!

Zuìhòu wǒ rěnle, dàn wǎngzhàn qǐngqiú shǒujī tōngguò yànzhèng, "Yìndùníxīyà" méiyǒu shàngshì! Bǐ'ěr·Gài cí tā mā..

Méi cuò, wǒ yǐqián xiěle zhèyàng de shìqíng.

我应该仅仅为了使用Outlook帐户而移民国外吗？

我刚刚生成一个Outlook帐户。 但当我想发送一封电子邮件时，有警告说：「请验证你的帐户。我们发现你的Outlook.com帐户存在一些异常活动。为了帮助保护你，我们暂时阻止了你的帐户。」我没理它，我觉得微软无聊了。但微软是认真的，我的电子邮件完全发不出去！

最后我忍了，但网站请求手机通过验证，《印度尼西亚》没有上市！比尔·盖茨他妈。。

没错，我以前写了这样的事情。

should i move to another country just to use my outlook account?

I just created an Outlook account. But when I wanted to send an email it said "Please verify your account. We've noticed some unusual activity in your Outlook.com account. To help protect you, we've temporarily blocked your account." I brushed it off, thinking Microsoft was being silly. But Microsoft was serious about it, I couldn't send any emails at all!

So I relented, but this happened: They asked for a mobile phone verification, but they didn't have 'Indonesia' listed! Wtf?

Yes, once I wrote something like this.